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About Me
- Sam Ferrigno
- I am a functioning spaz and I have very important stories to tell, whether they're worth your time or not. Just kidding, they're definitely worth it. I have gotten lost in my own neighborhood more times than I should admit, and find refrigerators, and shelving units in general, disorienting. I was tested for ADD twice and failed... I think. I have a penchant for rubbing my face on soft things, and my body wants to urinate when people come to visit. I am excitable, panicky, and a good hugger, not unlike most domesticated dogs. I don't know who you are but I must thank you for reading. If you know an adult that would like to babysit a grown man, please contact my boyfriend, Shmyler. He needs a break.
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